The report from Horse Meat Disco is that we drank too much whiskey, played disco and gospel house, and people took their clothes off. Most of the nudity was courtesy of a gent called Sleazy Michael. (That is a very NSFW link, by the way.) We were told that he wasn’t the original naked guy of the party, but we were happy all the same. Justin also got flashed by one of two women in the club, and the other nice young lady didn’t need to bother flashing, because her top was off pretty much from the moment she hit the dancefloor. Tasteful pictures and videos from the night are on the way. For now, we’re headed to the British Museum to try to pull our minds out of the gutter.